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[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

[ he looks up, up and away ]

Hisoka's Hisoka.

[ that's it. that's all he's got. ]

[omegathree]

[Bluntly:]

Seems like a difficult partnership.

[leaberator]

Aim more for impossible, and you got it right.

[ he sighs ]

... But better me than some of the others around here.

[omegathree]

You're taking on quite the burden so others don't have to suffer him so closely.

[Also there are so many teenagers here? It's worrying.

... Is this what writing out a will feels like? He'd rather not have a repeat.]

Do your best to take care of the others.

[leaberator]

I mean, I don't exactly got a choice?

[ he's not a martyr most of the time, okay. but for the last part... ]

Yeah. I'll try.

[ oh no. is he gonna have to read medical books. fuck. ]

[omegathree]

I'm sure people appreciate it, even so.

[Val appreciates not being tethered to the weird clown so much, actually.]

Good. It may be difficult, but try to learn about everyone else. It'll likely help in the future.

[hell yea, med books. learn about some poisons.]

[leaberator]

Don't wanna keep it to a more manageable task? I'm still just one guy here.

[ like. he'll try but. damn val don't put your eggs all in the axel basket it's a bad one ]

[omegathree]

Do your best. I'll help you if I survive tomorrow.

[Or is it the perfect basket?? Hm??]

The teenagers might need more help than the adults though.

[leaberator]

Gee, thanks?

[ it's a terrible basket don't IF HIM ON THAT

also he sighs, rubbing the back of his neck ]

No kidding. They're kinda going through a lot.

[ also they are dropping... like flies... ]

[omegathree]

[He can't promise he's going to survive, Lea! He'd like to but it's not in his hands!]

I can't imagine it's going to get any easier as the weeks run on.

[leaberator]

Me either, but that doesn't mean you gotta jinx it by saying it out loud.

[ put that bad juju back in before the universe sees it ]

[omegathree]

[Val @ the universe: come at me.]

It'll happen one way or another. Just because you say something doesn't make it more or less likely to come true.

[leaberator]

I'm guessing demons don't have a lot of superstitions, huh?

[ lea is fake superstitious for humor. mostly. sometimes. ]

[omegathree]

We're the reason there are superstitions, so we don't have many.

[There's a little pause and then he perks up.]

Oh, but I know this human one. A sardine head in some cultures is used to ward off evil.

[OF COURSE it's about sardines.]

[leaberator]

[ of course it is. lea blinks. ]

... Does that actually work?

[omegathree]

I don't know. I haven't documented the results.

[leaberator]

Maybe I'll try it out here. Put a sardine head in everyone's house, see if it helps.

[omegathree]

It might work. I doubt it'll hurt much either.

[leaberator]

It'll probably make everything smell like fish.

[omegathree]

There's nothing wrong with that.

[leaberator]

Don't act like fish isn't stinky.

[omegathree]

Only if there's a lot of fish on it.

You could try burying the fish heads in front of the houses instead.

[leaberator]

Wouldn't that just attract wild animals, instead?

[omegathree]

Are there that many wild animals close to the village?

[leaberator]

I have no idea.

[ look. he's haunted by a bear, but he's not gonna mention that. ]