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[leaberator]

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[omegathree]

I'm aware they spoil.

[leaberator]

Hey, you never know, right?

[omegathree]

Do you think I'm Minato? I rely on these for my strength.

[leaberator]

Sure, but it's not like I know if demons can eat rotten fish or not.

[omegathree]

I'm not eating rotten food.

[leaberator]

I wouldn't be judging if you were!

[omegathree]

[...]

It's sweets or fish. Neither of them rotten.

[leaberator]

[ :3? ]

Alright. Now I know.

[ and knowing? is half the battle? :3? ]

[omegathree]

[Why are you like this Lea? You're killing your grandfather.]

Yes, now you do. Are you satisfied?

[leaberator]

Yeah. I'm now satisfied if I find rotten fish, it's not you.

[omegathree]

Where have you been finding rotten fish?

[leaberator]

Nowhere yet, but you never know.

[omegathree]

If I eat a sardine there's nothing left of it.

[He eats the bones for some awful reason.]

[leaberator]

[ ........ like a dolphin....... ]

So you just swallow it whole?

[omegathree]

That's a choking hazard. I bite into them.

[leaberator]

[ he chews it.... ]

That's... good to know.

[omegathree]

Are you planning on eating some sardines?

[He will absolutely hand Lea a can of them.]

Here you are.

[leaberator]

[ it is only because of current circumstances that he grabs the can instead of straight up saying no ]

Ah. ... Thanks...

[ great. now he has a can of sardines forever. ]

[omegathree]

[Sorry Axelea, don't talk to Val about sardines unless you want to eat sardines.]

They're full of nutrients for a healthy diet! A small serving contains roughly a quarter of the niacin that a human needs and all of the vitamin B12 you need! They're also a ntural source of marine omega three fatty acids!

[leaberator]

[ what the fuck are all those words ]

... Sure. That sounds good?

[omegathree]

They're excellent for your health.

[leaberator]

You've said that one before. A lot.

[omegathree]

Because it's true and more people should admire sardines.

[leaberator]

[ [thor voice] should they ]

I don't think a lot of people admire fish in general.

[omegathree]

[Absolutely.]

They're missing out.