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Yeah. I'm now satisfied if I find rotten fish, it's not you.

Where have you been finding rotten fish?

Nowhere yet, but you never know.

If I eat a sardine there's nothing left of it.

[He eats the bones for some awful reason.]

[ ........ like a dolphin....... ]

So you just swallow it whole?

That's a choking hazard. I bite into them.

[ he chews it.... ]

That's... good to know.

Are you planning on eating some sardines?

[He will absolutely hand Lea a can of them.]

Here you are.

[ it is only because of current circumstances that he grabs the can instead of straight up saying no ]

Ah. ... Thanks...

[ great. now he has a can of sardines forever. ]

[Sorry Axelea, don't talk to Val about sardines unless you want to eat sardines.]

They're full of nutrients for a healthy diet! A small serving contains roughly a quarter of the niacin that a human needs and all of the vitamin B12 you need! They're also a ntural source of marine omega three fatty acids!

[ what the fuck are all those words ]

... Sure. That sounds good?

They're excellent for your health.

You've said that one before. A lot.

Because it's true and more people should admire sardines.

[ [thor voice] should they ]

I don't think a lot of people admire fish in general.

[Absolutely.]

They're missing out.

[ he pats val on the (looks at height chart) shoulder because he's not that short ]

I know. I know.

[Axelea why are you so goddamn tall.]

Tell me about your favorite food.

[ weeds are tall ]

Food, huh...? It's sea-salt ice cream.

[ that is a dessert. ]

Sea-salt? I didn't know you that was a flavor these days.

Yep. It's not in every world, but it's existed a while. It's salty, yet sweet.

[Sweets!!! Desserts.]

Sweet... I'd like to try it.

Yeah? If I can ever figure out a way to get it here, you're first in line to get it.

[ if he's not like dead or whatever ]

[Miraculously he's alive. For SOME REASON.]

I'll look forward to it. I'm quite fond of desserts.

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