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[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

....... If you ask him nicely.

[omegathree]

I'll keep it in mind.

[leaberator]

[ why does it sound like they're talking about a toddler. ]

Anyway, humans can eat sardines raw, but most probably won't.

[omegathree]

They don't have to eat it raw as long as they're eating it.

[leaberator]

How much fish are you carrying around at all times, anyway?

[omegathree]

[He'll reach into his pocket.

There are like six cans of sardines on him.]

[leaberator]

[ ....... ]

At least they're in cans.

[omegathree]

I'm aware they spoil.

[leaberator]

Hey, you never know, right?

[omegathree]

Do you think I'm Minato? I rely on these for my strength.

[leaberator]

Sure, but it's not like I know if demons can eat rotten fish or not.

[omegathree]

I'm not eating rotten food.

[leaberator]

I wouldn't be judging if you were!

[omegathree]

[...]

It's sweets or fish. Neither of them rotten.

[leaberator]

[ :3? ]

Alright. Now I know.

[ and knowing? is half the battle? :3? ]

[omegathree]

[Why are you like this Lea? You're killing your grandfather.]

Yes, now you do. Are you satisfied?

[leaberator]

Yeah. I'm now satisfied if I find rotten fish, it's not you.

[omegathree]

Where have you been finding rotten fish?

[leaberator]

Nowhere yet, but you never know.

[omegathree]

If I eat a sardine there's nothing left of it.

[He eats the bones for some awful reason.]

[leaberator]

[ ........ like a dolphin....... ]

So you just swallow it whole?

[omegathree]

That's a choking hazard. I bite into them.

[leaberator]

[ he chews it.... ]

That's... good to know.

[omegathree]

Are you planning on eating some sardines?

[He will absolutely hand Lea a can of them.]

Here you are.

[leaberator]

[ it is only because of current circumstances that he grabs the can instead of straight up saying no ]

Ah. ... Thanks...

[ great. now he has a can of sardines forever. ]