catchall for valvatorez

[leaberator]

Comments

[leaberator]

[ of course it is. lea blinks. ]

... Does that actually work?

[omegathree]

I don't know. I haven't documented the results.

[leaberator]

Maybe I'll try it out here. Put a sardine head in everyone's house, see if it helps.

[omegathree]

It might work. I doubt it'll hurt much either.

[leaberator]

It'll probably make everything smell like fish.

[omegathree]

There's nothing wrong with that.

[leaberator]

Don't act like fish isn't stinky.

[omegathree]

Only if there's a lot of fish on it.

You could try burying the fish heads in front of the houses instead.

[leaberator]

Wouldn't that just attract wild animals, instead?

[omegathree]

Are there that many wild animals close to the village?

[leaberator]

I have no idea.

[ look. he's haunted by a bear, but he's not gonna mention that. ]

[omegathree]

[haunted by. a what now?]

I haven't seen anything particularly large. Just the chickens.

[leaberator]

[ a bear killed tsuru... Val... please ]

... I mean, there's been larger sightings.

[omegathree]

[ haunted by a clown ]

Yes, but not in the village.

[leaberator]

Maybe they just haven't been attracted to anything in it yet.

[omegathree]

There's plenty of food there.

[leaberator]

Yeah, but we don't leave it hanging out.

[omegathree]

None of it? That's surprising.

[Some people seem less on the ball.]

[leaberator]

Well, maybe some people are carrying food around.

[ minato... ]

[omegathree]

I did see Minato put a fish in his pocket.

[leaberator]

You gave that to him.

[omegathree]

I did. They're very healthy.

[leaberator]

Not when he's carrying it around in his pocket for that long.

[omegathree]

How long did he keep it?

[leaberator]

Even a few hours is too much, man!