catchall for minato

[leaberator]

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[compendiem]

I was perfectly fine...

[leaberator]

Sure, but seeing a doctor didn't make it worse, did it?

[compendiem]

No... [ but that doesn't matter bc he changes the subject ]

Did the doctors fill up your stomach hole from before?

[leaberator]

From... before?

[compendiem]

From... Shirasu...?

[ me, parenting up, bc I don't know what time anything is anymore and i trust myself with nothing ]

[leaberator]

[ you're fine axel's just the one who always forgets he's gotten stabbed ]

Oh, that. It didn't really need to be filled up? Even before Lune healed it, Miki sealed it up. That's what she did the fire for.

[compendiem]

She sealed up the outside, but the inside was still cut up, wasn't it?

[ your KIDNEY, axel... ]

You're pretty lucky you managed this long.

[leaberator]

I told you, Lune fixed it.

[ he doesn't need?? a kidney??? ]

[compendiem]

...huh.

[ WHY HAS MINATO BEEN WALKING AROUND LIKE THIS FOR SO MANY WEEKS ]

[leaberator]

Miki asked for a favor for it? And Lune said five correct votes. They can heal in exchange for stuff, I guess.

[ listen axel learned about it pretty much then so ]

[compendiem]

[ was I asleep for this? was Minato asleep?? why do I remember nothing, Zia ]

That's something I don't get about Lune and Sol. They can heal. They can create any food or object. They know all the answers. Something in their hood keeps them from talking, but they can take off their hoods. I don't get it.

[leaberator]

It happens even when they take off their hoods too. It's more like... the universe saying "no".

[ matter of fact. also card you probably WERE asleep lbr ]

[compendiem]

[ god, was this the Minato: "can lava seal wounds?" thing and everybody told him to shut up so I went to sleep, I think that's what I did ]

The universe is a dick. Do you think their cloaks are fireproof?

[leaberator]

[ yes and im still so sad minato didn't seal his wound with lava, card ]

I think even if the cloaks aren't, neither are they. I dunno that they're allowed to take them off fully.

[compendiem]

[ me too, it would have cooled down to rock and formed another layer of protection, it's cauterizing and bandaging all in one ]

It could be like a controlled fire. I can manipulate my stuff pretty well, and Shess is a great firefighter.

[leaberator]

You think Shess would agree to you setting them on fire?

[compendiem]

No. And that's why he's a great firefighter. He would definitely put it out.

[leaberator]

[ he's horrible and he's laughing at that ]

Isn't he stressed out enough? How about you start by asking those guys if their cloak is fireproof first, before you dump lava on them?

[compendiem]

[ Axel is the only one here who appreciates Minato's bad maybe-jokes ]

I guess I should... I'll have to find a way that doesn't make them immediately suspicious, though.

[leaberator]

[ that says more about his shitty sense of humor than anything else ]

So you're gonna be all sneaky about it? Like what? "Hey, I'm worried, do you think your cloaks are fireproof"?

[compendiem]

Yes. I could phrase it exactly like that.

[leaberator]

You think it'd work?

[compendiem]

No. But I'm still going to try.

[leaberator]

[ cackles ]

That's the spirit. Maybe you'll luck out.

[ he does not think so ]

[compendiem]

I'll do my best. If I'm able to do it, can you make me more bread?

[ what was the point of burning their robes again, he can't remember ]