catchall for emma

[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

Too bad I can read you like a book.

[foodbin]

After just one week! Well done.

[leaberator]

It's called speedreading.

[foodbin]

[A huff of a laugh.]

Isn't that harder to do with a person?

[leaberator]

Oh, definitely. People are way more complicated than a book. But I do my best work under pressure.

[foodbin]

[A small smirk.]

Well, what have you read, then?

[leaberator]

You asking me to summarize you, Emma? That's bold.

[foodbin]

[She waves a hand as if to say never mind.]

You're the one who brought it up in the first place, let the record show.

[leaberator]

And you were willing to listen to me? Bad call.

[foodbin]

Oh no, someone was willing to listen to you. Don't go getting a swelled head or anything.

[leaberator]

[ today's definitely not a day where he would, but he's not gonna point that out. he does give her a sardonic little smile at it before he moves past ]

Hey, rude. Plenty of people listen to me. They're all about your height, too.

[ a two in one joke about a gaggle of children and emma being short, thanks ]

[foodbin]

[There's another shove at his shoulder.]

Not everyone can be a beanpole, you know.

[leaberator]

Not everyone's gotta be a shrimp, either.

[ he lets the shove stand this time, because-- ]

But you're right. Sorry. That was a low-hanging fruit.

[ he deserves it for following it up with another short joke. ]

[foodbin]

Lucky for you, what I lack in height, I make up for in magnanimousness.

[leaberator]

Woah. That's a lot of magnanimousness.

[foodbin]

What was that about being sorry for going for the low hanging fruit?

[leaberator]

Yeah, turns out I wasn't nearly that sorry yet.

[foodbin]

Someday, when you need someone to fit into a small space, you will be sorry.

[leaberator]

I'm quaking in my boots at the possibility.

[foodbin]

Yeah, I thought so. Rogue Emma, striking fear into the hearts of men once again.

[leaberator]

Yeah. Toldja you were fearsome. You keep going at it, you're gonna need to get an outfit to match.

[foodbin]

What, are you picturing, like, a ninja getup?

[leaberator]

Nah, are you crazy? What you need is some kind of caped hood.

[foodbin]

Taking notes from our benevolent hosts?

[leaberator]

Nah. The cool capes, so it goes all flow-y behind you whenever you do anything. The hood's for sneaking only.