catchall for emma

[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

And you were willing to listen to me? Bad call.

[foodbin]

Oh no, someone was willing to listen to you. Don't go getting a swelled head or anything.

[leaberator]

[ today's definitely not a day where he would, but he's not gonna point that out. he does give her a sardonic little smile at it before he moves past ]

Hey, rude. Plenty of people listen to me. They're all about your height, too.

[ a two in one joke about a gaggle of children and emma being short, thanks ]

[foodbin]

[There's another shove at his shoulder.]

Not everyone can be a beanpole, you know.

[leaberator]

Not everyone's gotta be a shrimp, either.

[ he lets the shove stand this time, because-- ]

But you're right. Sorry. That was a low-hanging fruit.

[ he deserves it for following it up with another short joke. ]

[foodbin]

Lucky for you, what I lack in height, I make up for in magnanimousness.

[leaberator]

Woah. That's a lot of magnanimousness.

[foodbin]

What was that about being sorry for going for the low hanging fruit?

[leaberator]

Yeah, turns out I wasn't nearly that sorry yet.

[foodbin]

Someday, when you need someone to fit into a small space, you will be sorry.

[leaberator]

I'm quaking in my boots at the possibility.

[foodbin]

Yeah, I thought so. Rogue Emma, striking fear into the hearts of men once again.

[leaberator]

Yeah. Toldja you were fearsome. You keep going at it, you're gonna need to get an outfit to match.

[foodbin]

What, are you picturing, like, a ninja getup?

[leaberator]

Nah, are you crazy? What you need is some kind of caped hood.

[foodbin]

Taking notes from our benevolent hosts?

[leaberator]

Nah. The cool capes, so it goes all flow-y behind you whenever you do anything. The hood's for sneaking only.

[foodbin]

[Looks down at his clothes.]

I should have known aesthetic matters so much to you.

[leaberator]

[ he looks down kind of just. staring at himself, seeming very confused about that, because he's an idiot who might be wearing heels and three shirts but also absolutely did not choose this outfit so like. is that a good or bad thing ]

What, are they that bad...?

[foodbin]

...Oh, no. You didn't know?

[leaberator]

[ he blinks owlishly as he stares at her for a second ]

Huh?

[ a very brief one doubt ]

[foodbin]

It looks... kind of ridiculous. Speaking lightly.

[leaberator]

Seriously?

[ he. looks a bit flustered im sorry hes an idiot ]

I thought they looked fine when I got 'em...

[foodbin]

It's not your fault nobody told you.

[she's actually making an Effort not to laugh this time]

If you ever need help picking something out, talk to Kaoru.

[leaberator]

The last time I talked to Kaoru about fashion, he braided my hair.

[ it was weird? ]