catchall for emma

[leaberator]

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[foodbin]

Yeah, I thought so. Rogue Emma, striking fear into the hearts of men once again.

[leaberator]

Yeah. Toldja you were fearsome. You keep going at it, you're gonna need to get an outfit to match.

[foodbin]

What, are you picturing, like, a ninja getup?

[leaberator]

Nah, are you crazy? What you need is some kind of caped hood.

[foodbin]

Taking notes from our benevolent hosts?

[leaberator]

Nah. The cool capes, so it goes all flow-y behind you whenever you do anything. The hood's for sneaking only.

[foodbin]

[Looks down at his clothes.]

I should have known aesthetic matters so much to you.

[leaberator]

[ he looks down kind of just. staring at himself, seeming very confused about that, because he's an idiot who might be wearing heels and three shirts but also absolutely did not choose this outfit so like. is that a good or bad thing ]

What, are they that bad...?

[foodbin]

...Oh, no. You didn't know?

[leaberator]

[ he blinks owlishly as he stares at her for a second ]

Huh?

[ a very brief one doubt ]

[foodbin]

It looks... kind of ridiculous. Speaking lightly.

[leaberator]

Seriously?

[ he. looks a bit flustered im sorry hes an idiot ]

I thought they looked fine when I got 'em...

[foodbin]

It's not your fault nobody told you.

[she's actually making an Effort not to laugh this time]

If you ever need help picking something out, talk to Kaoru.

[leaberator]

The last time I talked to Kaoru about fashion, he braided my hair.

[ it was weird? ]

[foodbin]

All the hairspray didn't get in the way?

[countdown until her worldview is shattered]

[leaberator]

Hairspray?

[ he sounds amused at the notion, which is terrible ]

[foodbin]

[She blinks, tilting her head.]

...Yeah, hairspray. You know, that thing you use to make your hair stay that way. Or is it gel instead?

[leaberator]

[ he looks. so. amused. ]

This is just how it grows, man.

[foodbin]

You are so full of it.

[she sounds like she thinks he's joking. oops.]

[leaberator]

[ he doesn't really know how to show her, so he just wildly ruffles his hair as demonstration? it looks the same, if a little more... static-y ]

Why would I be pulling your leg about hair?

[foodbin]

[she just

reaches out to touch it. hm.]

—Oh my god.

[leaberator]

It's really not that weird.

[ no, it is, you weird, jrpg character. ]

[foodbin]

[after a few seconds she seems to realize how weird this is and lets go of his hair.]

Yes it is!

[leaberator]

How's that so weird?

[ :T? ]

[foodbin]

How does it even stay up like that?