catchall for emma

[leaberator]

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[foodbin]

[She blinks, tilting her head.]

...Yeah, hairspray. You know, that thing you use to make your hair stay that way. Or is it gel instead?

[leaberator]

[ he looks. so. amused. ]

This is just how it grows, man.

[foodbin]

You are so full of it.

[she sounds like she thinks he's joking. oops.]

[leaberator]

[ he doesn't really know how to show her, so he just wildly ruffles his hair as demonstration? it looks the same, if a little more... static-y ]

Why would I be pulling your leg about hair?

[foodbin]

[she just

reaches out to touch it. hm.]

—Oh my god.

[leaberator]

It's really not that weird.

[ no, it is, you weird, jrpg character. ]

[foodbin]

[after a few seconds she seems to realize how weird this is and lets go of his hair.]

Yes it is!

[leaberator]

How's that so weird?

[ :T? ]

[foodbin]

How does it even stay up like that?

[leaberator]

Genetics, maybe?

[ how would he know???? ]

[foodbin]

Did your parents have gravity defying hair?

[leaberator]

[ what the fuck is a parent. he just. shrugs and doesn't answer that at all. ]

A lotta people I know have spiky hair. This might just be a world thing.

[foodbin]

What happens when it gets wet?

[emma leave his hair alone]

[leaberator]

It... droops? [ what. ] You're really stuck on this, huh.

[foodbin]

It doesn't make any sense.

[But, hm.]

What do you want to talk about, other than your illogical hair?

[leaberator]

It's not illogical, I'm tellin' ya.

[ it's only mildly protesting, as if putting on a show ]

How many questions have you got about that, that you wanna keep going... sheesh.