[ today's definitely not a day where he would, but he's not gonna point that out. he does give her a sardonic little smile at it before he moves past ]
Hey, rude. Plenty of people listen to me. They're all about your height, too.
[ a two in one joke about a gaggle of children and emma being short, thanks ]
[ he looks down kind of just. staring at himself, seeming very confused about that, because he's an idiot who might be wearing heels and three shirts but also absolutely did not choose this outfit so like. is that a good or bad thing ]
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Isn't that harder to do with a person?
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Well, what have you read, then?
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You're the one who brought it up in the first place, let the record show.
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Hey, rude. Plenty of people listen to me. They're all about your height, too.
[ a two in one joke about a gaggle of children and emma being short, thanks ]
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Not everyone can be a beanpole, you know.
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[ he lets the shove stand this time, because-- ]
But you're right. Sorry. That was a low-hanging fruit.
[ he deserves it for following it up with another short joke. ]
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I should have known aesthetic matters so much to you.
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What, are they that bad...?
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