catchall for emma

[leaberator]

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[foodbin]

[A huff of a laugh.]

Isn't that harder to do with a person?

[leaberator]

Oh, definitely. People are way more complicated than a book. But I do my best work under pressure.

[foodbin]

[A small smirk.]

Well, what have you read, then?

[leaberator]

You asking me to summarize you, Emma? That's bold.

[foodbin]

[She waves a hand as if to say never mind.]

You're the one who brought it up in the first place, let the record show.

[leaberator]

And you were willing to listen to me? Bad call.

[foodbin]

Oh no, someone was willing to listen to you. Don't go getting a swelled head or anything.

[leaberator]

[ today's definitely not a day where he would, but he's not gonna point that out. he does give her a sardonic little smile at it before he moves past ]

Hey, rude. Plenty of people listen to me. They're all about your height, too.

[ a two in one joke about a gaggle of children and emma being short, thanks ]

[foodbin]

[There's another shove at his shoulder.]

Not everyone can be a beanpole, you know.

[leaberator]

Not everyone's gotta be a shrimp, either.

[ he lets the shove stand this time, because-- ]

But you're right. Sorry. That was a low-hanging fruit.

[ he deserves it for following it up with another short joke. ]

[foodbin]

Lucky for you, what I lack in height, I make up for in magnanimousness.

[leaberator]

Woah. That's a lot of magnanimousness.

[foodbin]

What was that about being sorry for going for the low hanging fruit?

[leaberator]

Yeah, turns out I wasn't nearly that sorry yet.

[foodbin]

Someday, when you need someone to fit into a small space, you will be sorry.

[leaberator]

I'm quaking in my boots at the possibility.

[foodbin]

Yeah, I thought so. Rogue Emma, striking fear into the hearts of men once again.

[leaberator]

Yeah. Toldja you were fearsome. You keep going at it, you're gonna need to get an outfit to match.

[foodbin]

What, are you picturing, like, a ninja getup?

[leaberator]

Nah, are you crazy? What you need is some kind of caped hood.

[foodbin]

Taking notes from our benevolent hosts?

[leaberator]

Nah. The cool capes, so it goes all flow-y behind you whenever you do anything. The hood's for sneaking only.

[foodbin]

[Looks down at his clothes.]

I should have known aesthetic matters so much to you.

[leaberator]

[ he looks down kind of just. staring at himself, seeming very confused about that, because he's an idiot who might be wearing heels and three shirts but also absolutely did not choose this outfit so like. is that a good or bad thing ]

What, are they that bad...?

[foodbin]

...Oh, no. You didn't know?