catchall for emma

[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

Yeah. Unless you try an' stick a sword in one of 'em.

[ why is kara ]

[foodbin]

Yeah, I think it's safe to say that's not at the top of my to do list.

[stares into the middle distance]

[leaberator]

Oh, good. That makes me feel a lot safer. You look like you'd be dangerous with a sword.

[foodbin]

[She laughs, surprised, before shaking her head.]

Watch out, there's an armory here. I might go rogue.

[leaberator]

Aw, man. Can't believe I'm gonna hafta keep a close eye on the armory so I know when to hide.

[foodbin]

Lock your doors and windows, and all that.

[leaberator]

I'll make sure to put down an offering so you spare my house.

[foodbin]

I accept songs of praise or worldly gifts.

[leaberator]

Is ice cream alright? That's pretty much all I got.

[foodbin]

I suppose it'll have to do.

[leaberator]

Thanks for sparing me, rogue Emma.

[foodbin]

Well, now you have to pick a title too or it'll sound weird if I say your name.

[leaberator]

Mmm... Nah. I'm an innocent bystander in all this.

[foodbin]

Innocent bystanders can't have cool titles?

[leaberator]

Nope. You ever see an uninvolved civilian do a single cool thing?

[foodbin]

Yes, actually. But, as I'm sure you can guess... Long story.

[leaberator]

Huh. Now that one I'd definitely wanna hear.

[foodbin]

[She waves a hand.]

It's not that interesting.

[leaberator]

[ he huffs ]

Fair enough. Point goes to you anyway. I guess I'll have to figure out a title at some point.

[foodbin]

If I'm a rogue, you could be a... warlock.

[She can't even finish saying that before she cracks a smile.]

[leaberator]

[ he makes a small fireball in the palm of his hand ]

Not bad, but I think I'll pass on the wizard hat. [ he snuffs it out without much thought ]

[foodbin]

Well, if you're basing it off cool elemental powers, maybe all of us should be warlocks.

[leaberator]

But if all of us are warlocks... Doesn't that mean none of us are?

[foodbin]

Whoa. Consider my mind blown.

[leaberator]

Emma the warlock-rogue has a pretty neat ring to it, though.