leaberator | catchall for emma

[ oooh ]

Hey, careful with that. You might put me out entirely.

Right. Gotta keep my distance.

Five feet away in all directions at all times, missy.

Better get that restraining order ready.

I'm getting the courts involved as we speak.

Well, then you can talk to my lawyer, et cetera, et cetera.

That about all the legal speech you know?

[ implying he knows any more, which he does not ]

[She raises an eyebrow.]

Go ahead, impress me with your lingo, then.

[ ........ ]

Objection, pretty sure that's entrapment.

Entrapment, really?

Yeah, 'cause you caught me there, that's about the end of my law knowledge.

Aha. Caught redhanded.

It's not getting caught if I confessed.

And yet, you only confessed because I caught you. Conundrum.

Hey, it still counts as a confession if a guy who was arrested pleads guilty, doesn't it? Same difference.

[ is it. ]

I'm not sure it's the same difference.

Potato, tomato.

[ :/ ]