catchall for emma

[leaberator]

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[foodbin]

If I'm a rogue, you could be a... warlock.

[She can't even finish saying that before she cracks a smile.]

[leaberator]

[ he makes a small fireball in the palm of his hand ]

Not bad, but I think I'll pass on the wizard hat. [ he snuffs it out without much thought ]

[foodbin]

Well, if you're basing it off cool elemental powers, maybe all of us should be warlocks.

[leaberator]

But if all of us are warlocks... Doesn't that mean none of us are?

[foodbin]

Whoa. Consider my mind blown.

[leaberator]

Emma the warlock-rogue has a pretty neat ring to it, though.

[foodbin]

[She pauses, looking down at her hand as a thin coat of ice covers it for a moment before she shakes it off.]

Eh. Needs some work.

[leaberator]

[ oooh ]

Hey, careful with that. You might put me out entirely.

[foodbin]

Right. Gotta keep my distance.

[leaberator]

Five feet away in all directions at all times, missy.

[foodbin]

Better get that restraining order ready.

[leaberator]

I'm getting the courts involved as we speak.

[foodbin]

Well, then you can talk to my lawyer, et cetera, et cetera.

[leaberator]

That about all the legal speech you know?

[ implying he knows any more, which he does not ]

[foodbin]

[She raises an eyebrow.]

Go ahead, impress me with your lingo, then.

[leaberator]

[ ........ ]

Objection, pretty sure that's entrapment.

[foodbin]

Entrapment, really?

[leaberator]

Yeah, 'cause you caught me there, that's about the end of my law knowledge.

[foodbin]

Aha. Caught redhanded.

[leaberator]

It's not getting caught if I confessed.

[foodbin]

And yet, you only confessed because I caught you. Conundrum.

[leaberator]

Hey, it still counts as a confession if a guy who was arrested pleads guilty, doesn't it? Same difference.

[ is it. ]

[foodbin]

I'm not sure it's the same difference.

[leaberator]

Potato, tomato.

[ :/ ]