catchall for emma

[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

I'll make sure to put down an offering so you spare my house.

[foodbin]

I accept songs of praise or worldly gifts.

[leaberator]

Is ice cream alright? That's pretty much all I got.

[foodbin]

I suppose it'll have to do.

[leaberator]

Thanks for sparing me, rogue Emma.

[foodbin]

Well, now you have to pick a title too or it'll sound weird if I say your name.

[leaberator]

Mmm... Nah. I'm an innocent bystander in all this.

[foodbin]

Innocent bystanders can't have cool titles?

[leaberator]

Nope. You ever see an uninvolved civilian do a single cool thing?

[foodbin]

Yes, actually. But, as I'm sure you can guess... Long story.

[leaberator]

Huh. Now that one I'd definitely wanna hear.

[foodbin]

[She waves a hand.]

It's not that interesting.

[leaberator]

[ he huffs ]

Fair enough. Point goes to you anyway. I guess I'll have to figure out a title at some point.

[foodbin]

If I'm a rogue, you could be a... warlock.

[She can't even finish saying that before she cracks a smile.]

[leaberator]

[ he makes a small fireball in the palm of his hand ]

Not bad, but I think I'll pass on the wizard hat. [ he snuffs it out without much thought ]

[foodbin]

Well, if you're basing it off cool elemental powers, maybe all of us should be warlocks.

[leaberator]

But if all of us are warlocks... Doesn't that mean none of us are?

[foodbin]

Whoa. Consider my mind blown.

[leaberator]

Emma the warlock-rogue has a pretty neat ring to it, though.

[foodbin]

[She pauses, looking down at her hand as a thin coat of ice covers it for a moment before she shakes it off.]

Eh. Needs some work.

[leaberator]

[ oooh ]

Hey, careful with that. You might put me out entirely.

[foodbin]

Right. Gotta keep my distance.

[leaberator]

Five feet away in all directions at all times, missy.

[foodbin]

Better get that restraining order ready.

[leaberator]

I'm getting the courts involved as we speak.