Hey, it's true. I know not all worlds have 'em, but you've seen Grim Eyes, haven't you? It's the same thing. [ he thinks about it ] I guess I know a couple more than one. But I only really know Donald.
Well. I got really fed up and I gave this big speech about how I didn't sign up for the shit they were making me do, I threw my apron on the ground, it was all very dramatic.
[A beat.]
And then I realized my bosses were both aliens, so that took some of the impact out of it.
Roger that. [ ... well, technically, that sort of happened in Radiant Garden, didn't it? huh. ] Maybe this is the real reason there's so many rules about going to other worlds.
[ aliens is not the reason, axel, and you know it. ]
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Yeah. A pretty messed up, complicated part of it.
[ he at least has the decency to look sheepish ]
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I've got an idea. Let's swap a milder, more uncomplicated part of our long stories.
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Uh. Sure? What did you have in mind?
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Dealer's choice?
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[ god, okay, fine. he looks up to the sky, obviously racking his brain for something. it... probably should not take him this long, really. ]
Hm, well... [ when in doubt?? talk about??? his friends?? but his friends are a big, complicated part of it???? ] I know a talking duck?
[ that was literally nothing, lea. nothing. ]
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Right, sure you do. Very funny.
[emma there's a talking bird here why are you assuming this is a joke]
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Why do you have gravity defying hair and a duck friend?
[is she starting a list]
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[ he looks like he has never thought about whether he should count Donald Duck as a friend or not before, because he hasn't. ]
Everyone from his world is talking animals. Y'know, duck, mouse, dog, chipmunks...
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[closes eyes]
Anyways, was that the entire story, or...?
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[ he does not tell her they made his phone, because he's nice. and also because she just shamed him ]
Okay, so I couldn't think of anything. Everything's so interconnected, it's a major brainache trying to untangle something decent out of it.
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Yeah... I think I get it, actually. Well, not the story, obviously, but the whole interconnected part.
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You remember how I told you I quit my job, right?
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[ deets??? ]
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[A beat.]
And then I realized my bosses were both aliens, so that took some of the impact out of it.
[oh]
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[ he knows what aliens are, he's just Shook ]
Wait, is that the... is that what was possessing people in your world?
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Word of advice. If an unexplained meteor ever crash lands in your town, leave immediately.
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[ aliens is not the reason, axel, and you know it. ]
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Rule number one: if you go to another world, don't try to take it over.
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