leaberator | catchall for emma

Is that so? How're you planning on doing that?

I said I'd make sure to do it, not that I have a five step plan to do it at this exact second.

You gonna wing it, huh? [ he chuckles, low ] Who says you haven't yet?

[She laughs.]

What? When?

I remember a little birdie who came to cheer me up the other day, for one thing.

I could give you the whole what are friends for spiel, but I get the feeling your answer would be the same.

You caught me. I'm not taking it back.

Can you at least take back the little birdie part?

Is it the birdie or the little? 'Cause only one of them is inaccurate.

I'm revoking my favor.

[She says, even as she laughs.]

Was it something I said?

[ all faux innocence here ]

My lips are sealed.

How am I supposed to earn that favor back if you won't even tell me the slight I've committed!

[ he says, like he doesn't know ]

I am not little. I am petite.

[she can't help but laugh a little as she says that, it's fine]

How about fun-sized?

[ these are all bad. ]

That's somehow even worse than little.

At least I didn't say "travel-sized".

Travel sized is better than fun sized. Do I need to make you a ranked list?

Yes. Absolutely.

[ immediate and excited, like a child ]

Well, now you owe me a favor.

Ah, it'll be fine. [ waves it off ] This is worth it.

Well, I'll need some time to get it ready. You can't rush this kind of thing.

[ he laughs ]

Now I really can't wait to see it. Guess I'll just have to wait on ya with bated breath.