catchall for emma

[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

Was it something I said?

[ all faux innocence here ]

[foodbin]

My lips are sealed.

[leaberator]

How am I supposed to earn that favor back if you won't even tell me the slight I've committed!

[ he says, like he doesn't know ]

[foodbin]

I am not little. I am petite.

[she can't help but laugh a little as she says that, it's fine]

[leaberator]

How about fun-sized?

[ these are all bad. ]

[foodbin]

That's somehow even worse than little.

[leaberator]

At least I didn't say "travel-sized".

[foodbin]

Travel sized is better than fun sized. Do I need to make you a ranked list?

[leaberator]

Yes. Absolutely.

[ immediate and excited, like a child ]

[foodbin]

Well, now you owe me a favor.

[leaberator]

Ah, it'll be fine. [ waves it off ] This is worth it.

[foodbin]

Well, I'll need some time to get it ready. You can't rush this kind of thing.

[leaberator]

[ he laughs ]

Now I really can't wait to see it. Guess I'll just have to wait on ya with bated breath.