catchall for valvatorez

[leaberator]

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[omegathree]

Yes, I've lived there for 400 years.

[Anyway.]

It's difficult when I can't access my status screen. [There's a little spark of fire in his left hand before he extinguishes it.] It's usually mages who deal with this kind of magic.

[leaberator]

[ he just accepts the age without any reaction, mainly because he has read the dude's scroll. what gives him pause is what follows ]

Wait, back up, status screen?

[ what ]

[omegathree]

To check what I'm weak to and if I've gotten any stat boosts along with any ground hazards or beneficial effects. It also helps check how close anyone is to leveling up.

Don't you usually have access to that?

[leaberator]

... No? [ what the fuck? ] Is that normal, in the Netherworld?

[omegathree]

Of course it is. How else could you check on your own status and the status of your allies?

What do you do?

[leaberator]

[ ... ]

You ask? Or just. Look?

[ it's usually kind of obvious? ]

[omegathree]

You can tell each others stats that easily?

[Wild.]

[leaberator]

I gotta be honest, I'm not sure what you mean by stats.

[ they have them they just never acknowledge them, like good vidya games ]

[omegathree]

Attack, defense, MP, HP, resistance, speed? All of that.

[how dare you call disgaea a bad vidya game]

[leaberator]

[ like a good, non-meta vidya game, i meant, ]

... You guys can just see that?

[omegathree]

[valid]

Of course we can. That's why we have status screens.

[leaberator]

Huh. [ maybe val is from one of those computer or game worlds, secretly... yes... that makes sense... ] Well, I can't say I've ever seen that, but I haven't been everywhere.

[omegathree]

[Nn...noooo???]

Where have you gone? Anywhere that's been like this?

[leaberator]

A bunch of different places. [ vague??? ] Don't think I've ever stuck around one that was just a cozy little village, though.

[omegathree]

It's been a long time since I've been in a village. There were usually people who were native to that place.

[leaberator]

I think most places usually have people who are native to it. This world's just... empty. It's a bit freaky.

[omegathree]

There are a few animals here. I've seen several lizards about.

[leaberator]

[ a beat ]

Yeah, but I don't think the lizards own the village.

[omegathree]

That would be quite the revelation, wouldn't it?

[leaberator]

Yeah, but mostly because the village ain't lizard-sized.

[omegathree]

There may have been human-sized lizards at some point. Something must have made all of that.

[leaberator]

... Er, well, yeah, I guess, but why does it have to be lizards...?

[ it's because they were talking about lizards but look it's still a valid inquiry ]

[omegathree]

Wasn't that what we were talking about?

... Bird-people?

[leaberator]

Well, yeah, but why are they all animal-people??

[ MAYBE ITS VAMPIRES, VAL? ]

[omegathree]

Werewolves?

[That's also animal-people!!]