catchall for valvatorez

[leaberator]

Comments

[leaberator]

Yeah, but mostly because the village ain't lizard-sized.

[omegathree]

There may have been human-sized lizards at some point. Something must have made all of that.

[leaberator]

... Er, well, yeah, I guess, but why does it have to be lizards...?

[ it's because they were talking about lizards but look it's still a valid inquiry ]

[omegathree]

Wasn't that what we were talking about?

... Bird-people?

[leaberator]

Well, yeah, but why are they all animal-people??

[ MAYBE ITS VAMPIRES, VAL? ]

[omegathree]

Werewolves?

[That's also animal-people!!]

[leaberator]

Those are still animal-people, Vally. I think your brain's stuck on it.

[omegathree]

No, that's a type of demon.

[But then he registers the nickname.]

Oh! That's a new one.

[leaberator]

Demon vampires and demon werewolves? Can't you guys ever just be one thing?

[ ah, right ]

Yeah, your full name's too long.

[ he says that like he hasn't literally named people who have 6 letter names for some godforsaken reason ]

[omegathree]

Anyone from the Netherworld is a demon, but there are all kinds of demons.

I usually hear Val or Valzy.

[And he's complained about nothing.]

[leaberator]

Valzy's not bad either. Should I switch?

[ he's. accommodating? ]

[omegathree]

I won't mind either way, but I'm already used to Valzy.

[They're both kind of cute, after all.]

[leaberator]

I'll keep Vally, then. That way you get to experience a whole new nickname.

[ this is stupid ]

[omegathree]

I've experienced plenty, but I like them all.

[leaberator]

Huh. I didn't peg you as that kinda guy. [ wait is it racist to just call him a guy. ] Demon. Vampire. Demonpire?

[omegathree]

What did you think of me?

Guy is fine. Demon is fine. Vampire is also fine.

[leaberator]

I thought you'd be a little more... I 'unno. Stuffy?

[ because vampire, mainly ]

Glad all the bases are covered.

[omegathree]

Is it the cape?

While I take my job seriously, I don't particularly mind what people call me by. Just as long as I can tell you're addressing me.

[leaberator]

Nah? I think it's prolly more that I gotta reevaluate my personal views of vampires.

[ why would it be the cape. that's hilarious. how did lea ever think he could be stuffy. ]

That's giving people a lotta nicknaming power, there.

[omegathree]

I suppose its different when you meet one in person.

[Why wouldn't it be the cape??]

I'm aware. It's quite entertaining to see what people will come up with.

["Mr. Weirdo" is a great one.]

[leaberator]

How many people have nicknamed you?

[omegathree]

Four people before you. Five now.

[leaberator]

That's a lot less than you made it sound. I'm kinda disappointed.

[omegathree]

I don't have that many comrades, but I cherish the ones I have.

[leaberator]

... I meant your amount of nicknames, not the amount of comrades you got.

[ don't make him feel?? like the dick he is??? ]