catchall for valvatorez

[leaberator]

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[omegathree]

[Nn...noooo???]

Where have you gone? Anywhere that's been like this?

[leaberator]

A bunch of different places. [ vague??? ] Don't think I've ever stuck around one that was just a cozy little village, though.

[omegathree]

It's been a long time since I've been in a village. There were usually people who were native to that place.

[leaberator]

I think most places usually have people who are native to it. This world's just... empty. It's a bit freaky.

[omegathree]

There are a few animals here. I've seen several lizards about.

[leaberator]

[ a beat ]

Yeah, but I don't think the lizards own the village.

[omegathree]

That would be quite the revelation, wouldn't it?

[leaberator]

Yeah, but mostly because the village ain't lizard-sized.

[omegathree]

There may have been human-sized lizards at some point. Something must have made all of that.

[leaberator]

... Er, well, yeah, I guess, but why does it have to be lizards...?

[ it's because they were talking about lizards but look it's still a valid inquiry ]

[omegathree]

Wasn't that what we were talking about?

... Bird-people?

[leaberator]

Well, yeah, but why are they all animal-people??

[ MAYBE ITS VAMPIRES, VAL? ]

[omegathree]

Werewolves?

[That's also animal-people!!]

[leaberator]

Those are still animal-people, Vally. I think your brain's stuck on it.

[omegathree]

No, that's a type of demon.

[But then he registers the nickname.]

Oh! That's a new one.

[leaberator]

Demon vampires and demon werewolves? Can't you guys ever just be one thing?

[ ah, right ]

Yeah, your full name's too long.

[ he says that like he hasn't literally named people who have 6 letter names for some godforsaken reason ]

[omegathree]

Anyone from the Netherworld is a demon, but there are all kinds of demons.

I usually hear Val or Valzy.

[And he's complained about nothing.]

[leaberator]

Valzy's not bad either. Should I switch?

[ he's. accommodating? ]

[omegathree]

I won't mind either way, but I'm already used to Valzy.

[They're both kind of cute, after all.]

[leaberator]

I'll keep Vally, then. That way you get to experience a whole new nickname.

[ this is stupid ]

[omegathree]

I've experienced plenty, but I like them all.

[leaberator]

Huh. I didn't peg you as that kinda guy. [ wait is it racist to just call him a guy. ] Demon. Vampire. Demonpire?

[omegathree]

What did you think of me?

Guy is fine. Demon is fine. Vampire is also fine.

[leaberator]

I thought you'd be a little more... I 'unno. Stuffy?

[ because vampire, mainly ]

Glad all the bases are covered.

[omegathree]

Is it the cape?

While I take my job seriously, I don't particularly mind what people call me by. Just as long as I can tell you're addressing me.