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foodbin
2019-06-15 05:06 am (UTC)
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[Another slightly nervous laugh.]
I thought it might just be the short thing, but... I bet you say that to all the girls.
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leaberator
2019-06-15 05:17 am (UTC)
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[ ??? she's so bad at compliments. he laughs a bit ]
What, the truth? Sure. Though I dunno about
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the girls. Like, are we talking this place, or the world? Because for both, that's way too many.
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foodbin
2019-06-15 05:19 am (UTC)
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[She laughs.]
Fine. 'All' can be a rough estimate.
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leaberator
2019-06-15 05:26 am (UTC)
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Of what?
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foodbin
2019-06-15 05:27 am (UTC)
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The other girls you've called cute.
[oh my god]
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leaberator
2019-06-15 05:31 am (UTC)
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[ what a weird fucking question. um. he's thinking about it, sorta counting out loud ]
Um. Sure? ...Let's see... I told Naminé and Xion recently... Didn't call her cute, but I told Kairi she looked good when she showed off her new outfit...
[ these are all fifteen year olds, though there is one she doesn't know. ]
So, that's three?
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foodbin
2019-06-15 05:47 am (UTC)
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[ [john mulaney voice] well i don't have time to unpack all that
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...I don't think I realized you knew Naminé.
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leaberator
2019-06-15 05:50 am (UTC)
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[
he does not say "her whole life", because that would be fucked up. ]
Yeah? We're from the same... place. Generally speaking.
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foodbin
2019-06-15 05:51 am (UTC)
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[She nods.]
She's a good kid. Did she tell you we're partners?
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leaberator
2019-06-15 06:06 am (UTC)
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[ he smiles at that. ]
Nah, but I figured it out.
[ by being a nosy stalker. ]
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foodbin
2019-06-15 06:08 am (UTC)
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[She laughs, surprised this time.]
And how'd you do that, exactly?
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leaberator
2019-06-15 06:16 am (UTC)
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It's called "being observant".
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foodbin
2019-06-15 06:17 am (UTC)
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...Did you watch one of us walk into the house?
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leaberator
2019-06-15 06:20 am (UTC)
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That, and I've been in there.
[ like. the first fucking weekend ]
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foodbin
2019-06-15 06:21 am (UTC)
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Wow. Time for me to call the police.
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leaberator
2019-06-15 04:31 pm (UTC)
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Oh, yeah. This is what they'll draw the line at. Me comin' into your house invited.
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foodbin
2019-06-16 06:22 am (UTC)
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I'm pretty sure the bigger problems here are out of their paygrade.
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leaberator
2019-06-16 06:29 am (UTC)
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Don't think I've ever met a problem that wasn't.
[ local authorities...... have a lot of work ]
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foodbin
2019-06-16 06:34 am (UTC)
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Hey now. Jaywalking is a serious crime.
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leaberator
2019-06-16 06:42 am (UTC)
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[ me, staring at my hands: does he know what jaywalking IS. has he ever SEEN a CAR
also me, typing this tag: don't care!!!! ]
The most
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of all crimes. Being somewhere a car should be instead.
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foodbin
2019-06-16 06:52 am (UTC)
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Prison for 100 years. No parole.
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leaberator
2019-06-16 07:10 am (UTC)
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Only 100? You're going easy on those punks.
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foodbin
2019-06-16 07:11 am (UTC)
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Oh, really? What would you propose, officer?
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leaberator
2019-06-16 07:15 am (UTC)
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A lifetime of servitude.
[ that's the SAME thing-- ]
As a crosswalk guard.
[ ah. ]
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foodbin
2019-06-16 07:30 am (UTC)
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Karmic retribution. I like it.
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I thought it might just be the short thing, but... I bet you say that to all the girls.
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What, the truth? Sure. Though I dunno about all the girls. Like, are we talking this place, or the world? Because for both, that's way too many.
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Fine. 'All' can be a rough estimate.
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Um. Sure? ...Let's see... I told Naminé and Xion recently... Didn't call her cute, but I told Kairi she looked good when she showed off her new outfit... [ these are all fifteen year olds, though there is one she doesn't know. ] So, that's three?
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...I don't think I realized you knew Naminé.
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he does not say "her whole life", because that would be fucked up. ]
Yeah? We're from the same... place. Generally speaking.
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She's a good kid. Did she tell you we're partners?
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Nah, but I figured it out.
[ by being a nosy stalker. ]
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And how'd you do that, exactly?
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[ like. the first fucking weekend ]
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[ local authorities...... have a lot of work ]
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also me, typing this tag: don't care!!!! ]
The most heinous of all crimes. Being somewhere a car should be instead.
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[ that's the SAME thing-- ]
As a crosswalk guard.
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