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foodbin
2019-06-15 06:17 am (UTC)
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...Did you watch one of us walk into the house?
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leaberator
2019-06-15 06:20 am (UTC)
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That, and I've been in there.
[ like. the first fucking weekend ]
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foodbin
2019-06-15 06:21 am (UTC)
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Wow. Time for me to call the police.
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leaberator
2019-06-15 04:31 pm (UTC)
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Oh, yeah. This is what they'll draw the line at. Me comin' into your house invited.
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foodbin
2019-06-16 06:22 am (UTC)
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I'm pretty sure the bigger problems here are out of their paygrade.
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leaberator
2019-06-16 06:29 am (UTC)
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Don't think I've ever met a problem that wasn't.
[ local authorities...... have a lot of work ]
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foodbin
2019-06-16 06:34 am (UTC)
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Hey now. Jaywalking is a serious crime.
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leaberator
2019-06-16 06:42 am (UTC)
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[ me, staring at my hands: does he know what jaywalking IS. has he ever SEEN a CAR
also me, typing this tag: don't care!!!! ]
The most
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foodbin
2019-06-16 06:52 am (UTC)
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Prison for 100 years. No parole.
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leaberator
2019-06-16 07:10 am (UTC)
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Only 100? You're going easy on those punks.
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foodbin
2019-06-16 07:11 am (UTC)
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Oh, really? What would you propose, officer?
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leaberator
2019-06-16 07:15 am (UTC)
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A lifetime of servitude.
[ that's the SAME thing-- ]
As a crosswalk guard.
[ ah. ]
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foodbin
2019-06-16 07:30 am (UTC)
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Karmic retribution. I like it.
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leaberator
2019-06-16 07:34 am (UTC)
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It's the only way they learn.
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foodbin
2019-06-16 06:22 pm (UTC)
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Do you have experience with jaywalking punishments?
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leaberator
2019-06-16 06:30 pm (UTC)
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Nah... I've never been caught.
[ he is a jaywalking CRIMINAL ]
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foodbin
2019-06-16 06:31 pm (UTC)
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[She gives a large, incredibly fake gasp.]
I cannot believe your audacity.
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leaberator
2019-06-16 06:55 pm (UTC)
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You gonna try an' tell me you're completely innocent, hmm? I've seen the way you walk.
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foodbin
2019-06-16 07:32 pm (UTC)
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[After a surprised laugh:]
You watch me when I’m heading to my house, you watch me while I’m walking... Should I be concerned?
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leaberator
2019-06-16 07:33 pm (UTC)
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Yep. I'm real spooky. Boo.
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foodbin
2019-06-16 09:57 pm (UTC)
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I'll have to start looking underneath our bed from now on.
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leaberator
2019-06-16 10:59 pm (UTC)
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What, so I'm the boogeyman, now? I'm obviously gonna be in the closet, c'mon. I can't sneak in underneath the beds here, they're too short.
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foodbin
2019-06-16 11:00 pm (UTC)
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If I see boots poking out of one end and your bizarre hair poking out of the other, I'll know what's going on.
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leaberator
2019-06-17 12:32 am (UTC)
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I keep telling ya, I won't be under the bed! It's way too dusty.
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foodbin
2019-06-17 01:39 am (UTC)
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I'm staying on my toes, just in case.
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[ like. the first fucking weekend ]
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[ local authorities...... have a lot of work ]
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also me, typing this tag: don't care!!!! ]
The most heinous of all crimes. Being somewhere a car should be instead.
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[ that's the SAME thing-- ]
As a crosswalk guard.
[ ah. ]
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[ he is a jaywalking CRIMINAL ]
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I cannot believe your audacity.
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You watch me when I’m heading to my house, you watch me while I’m walking... Should I be concerned?
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