catchall for naminé

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[leaberator]

[ egg, potato, noodles... ham? seaweed? those are all the food groups, right???

please send him to a nutritionist ]

Uh. Salt and pepper?

[ seasoning isn't an ingredient, axel. though he's trying to joke, here. ]

[whitewalls]

Ah... that's seasoning.

[ she still goes to grab some regardless ]

[leaberator]

... Yeah, I know...

[ he doesn't have a favorite food that isn't dessert, namine, let him live. well, anyway, he's done with his potatoes.

they are completely misshapen but he fucking tried ]

[whitewalls]

[ hers weren't any better when she did it so like

she can't judge ]

Oh, perfect. Thank you.

[leaberator]

[ off in the water it goes...?? ]

It's a good thing Minato didn't teach you how to do his blood pudding.

[whitewalls]

I wouldn't make it even if he did.

[ never again ]

[leaberator]

[ he nods faux solemnly ]

Can't believe he made you try it.

[whitewalls]

I didn't want to hurt his feelings.

[ and so she suffered ]

[leaberator]

So you hurt your stomach instead?

[whitewalls]

It was just weirdly chewy...

[ don't remind her ]

[leaberator]

[ oh ... gross...... ]

The pudding?

[whitewalls]

It got stuck to your teeth...

[ she sounds so miserable saying all of this ]

[leaberator]

Stop, stop, you're grossing me out. You ate it!

[whitewalls]

Well, he made it for everyone, so it would be a little sad if no one tried it.

[leaberator]

We both know Vally would've and did eat the whole thing.

[whitewalls]

Is that prejudice against vampires?

[ TO JUST ASSUME THAT HE WOULD ]

[leaberator]

It's not prejudice if he actually did it.

[ duh. ]

[whitewalls]

... I suppose...

[ she'll go back to her soup.... ]

[leaberator]

[ he's not vampicist namine!! stop!!! ]

... He did say he wasn't fond of the tofu while he was eating it, though...

[whitewalls]

... tofu?

[leaberator]

It's this squishy, fake meat thing made from bean paste. Got it memorized? [ stop him ] Minato probably used some when he made the blood pudding.

[whitewalls]

Did he...?

[ hm ]

I don't think I like tofu.

[leaberator]

I've had it in take-out a few times...

[ he's trying to think if he liked it or not, but. ]

It's not great on its own, but the blood probably didn't help.

[whitewalls]

[ ... ]

Let's not think about blood when we're making this.

[leaberator]

...My bad.

[ he looks at the soup ]

Y'know, I could probably teach you how to cook eggs. I've done that much.

[ breaking eggs in kh is a fucking art skill axel no one believes you ]