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[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

...My bad.

[ he looks at the soup ]

Y'know, I could probably teach you how to cook eggs. I've done that much.

[ breaking eggs in kh is a fucking art skill axel no one believes you ]

[whitewalls]

You have?

[ why does she sound so surprised ]

[leaberator]

Hey. I'm a grown-up. Of course I've cooked eggs.

[ citation needed ]

[whitewalls]

Did you cook them well?

[ she really shouldn't be teasing him considering she put tomatoes in soup in a non-tomato soup way ]

[leaberator]

[ what's with this... sassy lost child ]

I don't wanna hear that from someone who hasn't made any at all!

[whitewalls]

[ that makes her laugh. ]

Okay... please teach me, Axel.

[leaberator]

Good! [ he huffs ] But maybe not now. I think we got enough eggs going in this soup already.

[ that they made entirely by boiling a bunch of ingredients ]

[whitewalls]

Is it really that much?

[ it is ]

[leaberator]

It's... an amount.

[ yes. ]

[whitewalls]

Well.

It'll still taste fine.

[leaberator]

Hey, I didn't say otherwise. I'm sure it'll be great.

[ will it ]

[whitewalls]

[ shut up have faith ]

We should bring some to Xion.

[leaberator]

... Yeah. She'd like that.

[ goes all dork soft at someone thinking of his daughter it's fine ]

[whitewalls]

[ loser

but unfortunately that just makes her smile. ]

So let's try our best.

[ to not poison xion ]

[leaberator]

[ their soup is gonna be bland not poisoned, wow ]

What? I thought we already were. Have you not been this whole time?

[whitewalls]

I've been keeping you on your toes.

[ no ]

[leaberator]

What, are we adding a secret final ingredient?

[whitewalls]

... we can.

[ she has no idea what but

they can ]

[leaberator]

[ should they? ]

Yeah? Like what? [ what would fit with their sad ingredients ]

[whitewalls]

[ she walks over to look through what they have ]

Peppers?

[leaberator]

[ headcanon that theyre jalapeños and neither of them notice ]

Hey, why not? Gimme, I'll cut 'em and we can throw them in. Nothing wrong with a little extra vegetables.

[ there is no vegetable in this fucking soup in the first place and also when has axel EVER eaten a vegetable ]

[whitewalls]

[ this soup is a fucking mess

but she will bring over some, like a moron who doesn't know how to cook ]

[leaberator]

[ lea's gonna cut them and not notice the IMMEDIATE difference between peppers and Hot Peppers, because he's just straight up a moron ]

... Do you usually leave the seeds in...?

[ pROBABLY IT'S FINE PUT IT ALL IN ]

[whitewalls]

Seeds are edible.

[ not.... not all seeds..... ]

[leaberator]

Not all seeds. I know apple seeds are bad... [ he still like dumps it all in but then pauses-- ] Should Swift Wind be eating so many?