catchall for akane

[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

Are you kidding? At fifteen, all I wanted was to be out of school.

[ and then he was, permanently, and now he's a moron who never finished his schooling because he was in a cult, so maybe he shouldn't judge ]

[specialdog]

But it's fun to be with all my friends.

[leaberator]

[ how did she get him with his one weakness. friendship. ]

... Fair enough. That's pretty much the one thing I liked about it. [ hmm ] You been a god long?

[ is this one of those [bella voice] "how long have you been 15" things. ]

[specialdog]

For a while!

[ the curse of... canon ambiguity........ ]

[leaberator]

So do you not age?

[ he's legitimately just curious he's spent too long with scientists ]

[specialdog]

I still age, silly!

[ probably? ??? ???? ????? ]

I'm not, like, secretly a thousand years old.

[leaberator]

Hey, you could've been. That's why it's secret. And gods are immortal, or whatever.

[specialdog]

I... Guess so.

[ Hm. There's something about that idea that she really does not want to think about, so. ]

Now that you know all about me, let's get to know about you!

[leaberator]

Sure?

[ he looks a bit surprised at the subject change, but just. lives. with it. ]

Can't say I'm nearly as interesting as a young god, though.

[specialdog]

Question one!

How come you have two names on your profile scroll?

[leaberator]

I went by a different name for a while and it stuck?

[ this is the most vanilla way of explaining that ]

[specialdog]

Which one do you prefer?

[leaberator]

I don't care that much so long as people memorize it. They're both me. [ a beat ] Well, Axel's cooler.

[specialdog]

If you want to be cooler, you should get to be cooler. So Axel-san it is!

[leaberator]

[ what the fuck is a -san. but he laughs, sorta pleased by that somehow??? why is he so easy ]

Thanks, Akane.

[specialdog]

Mm-hmm! I think people should be able to choose who they are. That's what I did.

[leaberator]

That's not a bad way to see it. I always thought everyone should feel free to just be themselves the way they wanna be.

[ and not? be? a xehanort? cough cough ]

[specialdog]

Exaaaactly! But sometimes the stuff keeping you from being who you want is external, and then you have to change it.

[ ... But anyway. ]

Question two: What's with the assassination thing? Pretty cool.

[leaberator]

[ well, first of all: ]

It wasn't. [ but he shrugs ] I was part of a group, and they designated me the go-to guy for the icky jobs.

[ SPEAKING OF CHEAP VANILLA ANSWERS ]

[specialdog]

What kind of group? I'm so curious! ♪

[leaberator]

[ .....hhhhhhhh ]

I guess it was sorta like a criminal organization? But a lot more philosophical. My advice is, don't get roped in with a bunch of weirdos who are doing shady stuff.

[specialdog]

... Did you join a street gang?

[leaberator]

Woulda made more sense for everyone if I had. [ he waves a hand vaguely ] It's complicated.

[specialdog]

But I'm asking.

[leaberator]

[ ....... ]

You're really curious, huh.