catchall for valvatorez

[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

Maybe? Don't you guys have demon doctors or something?

[omegathree]

[It looks like he's never ever heard of this concept before.]

We have a Netherworld Nurse but she uses magic.

[leaberator]

[ i mean, that part's fair, but... ]

So, what, demons just... don't know what's inside of them?

[omegathree]

Why would we? It's not as though we do surgery on ourselves.

[leaberator]

You guys don't get sick or anything?

[omegathree]

Not naturally.

We can be poisoned, and we had the A-Virus scare, but that was due to outside meddling.

[leaberator]

Huh.

[ ... ]

Does anyone in the Netherworld know about it, though? You'd think someone would've studied it at some point.

[omegathree]

About medical knowledge?

... A prinny may have been a doctor or a nurse before they died. [An certain angel definitely knows medical knowledge.]

[leaberator]

I meant more about demon anatomy. You know, what makes you guys tick and all that?

[omegathree]

[...

???]

There's an angel that might know.

[leaberator]

That seems counterproductive.

[omegathree]

It's fine, she's my comrade. The worst thing she's ever done is attempt to steal money from the corrupterment's treasury.

[leaberator]

If you say so. An angel being the only one who knows how demons work still seems kinda...

[ are demons just never curious ]

[omegathree]

[Listen if you want the mad scientist that's in 3, not 4.]

We have magic to deal with any injuries.

... Magic that doesn't work here.

[Not that Val has any healing abilities that don't self-target.]

[leaberator]

Right. Which means if you're ever injured, and you don't know how demon organs work, and no one else here knows, that might be bad.

[omegathree]

That won't happen.

[god he's so stupid.]

So there's nothing to worry about.

[leaberator]

It won't?

[ someone's? confident? ]

[omegathree]

I'm strong.

[That's it. That's all the reasoning he has.]

[leaberator]

... You think you're the only strong guy in this place?

[omegathree]

I doubt I'm the only one, but I also haven't fully fought anyone here either.

[He can't go to 100%.]

I'll put up a fight if anybody tries to kill me.

[leaberator]

Well, yeah, everybody would?

[ no, wait. the poor bird would probably just cry. th. the point still stands!!! ]

Guess if you're that confident about it, you've got some skills hidden in there.

[omegathree]

[that bird didn't come here with a gun.]

I'm fully confident in my ability to fight and kill.

I'm working on my medical knowledge now.

[leaberator]

[ um maybe he did ]

Oh, that's why you were looking up human organs. Makes a lot more sense.

[omegathree]

Why did you think I was reading up on it?

[leaberator]

[ ... shrugs? ]

You got me there.

[ there's nothing he can answer that isn't actually offensive, so he just won't. ]

Is this because I said there were no doctors in this place?