catchall for emma

[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

[ he huffs, a bit amused ]

Too bad it doesn't work like that.

[foodbin]

Actually, I'm pretty glad about that, gotta say. Can you imagine what a nightmare it would be if everyone was seeing the sordid details of everybody's past as easy as that?

[leaberator]

[ inner screaming ]

Just the one guy for me was way more than enough, thanks.

[foodbin]

What did you even see...? Knowing him, it must have been... unpleasant.

[leaberator]

[ he waves a hand ]

Ah, nothing good, really. Believe me, you're better off not knowing.

[foodbin]

...Just tell me it wasn't, like, overtly violent.

[leaberator]

[ a beat ]

He was petting a bunny.

[foodbin]

[She laughs after a moment.]

Right. Very funny.

[leaberator]

Hey, you told me to tell you it wasn't violent, I dunno what you want from me.

[foodbin]

If you're going to lie, at least make up something believable.

[leaberator]

Well that's no fun.

[foodbin]

[She laughs.]

Careful. Your eyes might turn brown.

[leaberator]

[ well kh isn't allowed to say shit so

he just looks confused ]

Huh?

[foodbin]

...What? I meant that you're—

[...]

Actually, never mind.

[leaberator]

What? C'mon, don't leave me hanging.

[foodbin]

I was making a joke about you being full of shit.

[Well. That was easy.]

[leaberator]

[ ........................... ]

Now that's just plain rude.

[foodbin]

It sounded more gentle when I was saying it as a joke. Promise.

[leaberator]

Nope. Too late. My feelings are hurt.

[foodbin]

What can I ever do to make things better?

[leaberator]

Nope, I'll never forget this slight against me. It's over. I won't ever recover.

[foodbin]

Don't you owe me a favor? Maybe you can tell me what I could possibly do to ease the weight of this slight.

[leaberator]

How about you take it back? All this whining from me, and you still haven't?

[foodbin]

Okay. You are not full of shit. Happy?

[leaberator]

Ecstatic. Thank you.