catchall for emma

[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

How about you take it back? All this whining from me, and you still haven't?

[foodbin]

Okay. You are not full of shit. Happy?

[leaberator]

Ecstatic. Thank you.

[foodbin]

Then my debt is repaid, good sir.

[leaberator]

Well, that was easy. I should get offended more often.

[foodbin]

No way. Now I'm on the lookout for your fake offense.

[leaberator]

Who said anything about fake?

[foodbin]

[After a moment, more gently:]

...I'm sorry. If I'm ever being an asshole, you can say so.

[leaberator]

[ he looks... probably too surprised at that for it not to be a little insulting, and then maybe a little embarrassed ]

Huh? Nah. Don't worry about that. You're way nicer than what I'm used to.

[ it's meant as a joke on all his friends being bullies ]

[foodbin]

That's... fairly concerning.

[leaberator]

Not like that! [ well, yea, that too, but-- ] They're jokes, right? That's just what friends do.

[foodbin]

My jokes are a pretty severe level of meanness as a baseline. That's all.

[leaberator]

Trust me, it's a normal level of meanness for what I'm used to.

[foodbin]

And now we're back to the whole concerning part I mentioned.

[leaberator]

[ stop ]

Most of my friends are teenagers, Emma.

[foodbin]

[She

bursts out laughing.]

[leaberator]

[ rUDE ]

Hey! What're you laughing at!

[foodbin]

Most of your friends are teenagers? What?

[leaberator]

I toldja Xion was one of my best friends, didn't I? It's not like it's a secret!

[foodbin]

Yeah, but that was one person!

[leaberator]

It only started off with two?

[ but they multiply ]

[foodbin]

And now it's just all of them, apparently?

[leaberator]

Not all of them, there's... one... [ hm. if only he was closer to terra and aqua so he could pretend he is friends with more grown ups. ] And there's one I met ten years ago who didn't age, but that was a whole different thing.

[foodbin]

...So, you have one friend over the age of eighteen.

[leaberator]

You make it sound weird.

[ it is. ]