catchall for lili

[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

[ gckkttt ]

Spill what?!

[coastal]

You know.

[SHE'S DAUNTLESS]

Who gave you butterflies? It's only fair, or I'm going to start asking everyone.

[shE'S PLAYING DIRTY]

[leaberator]

Wha-- don't start talking about that stuff with everyone! That kinda thing is private, got it memorized?

[ HE HAS JUST INCRIMINATED HIMSELF MORE ]

[coastal]

I'll keep it private if you tell me - but in the interest of fairness, if you don't, I'm going to start my questioning with Xion and Kaoru.

[SHE'S NOT GIVING UP]

[leaberator]

Why would either of them know anything about-- [ how is he always so OWNED by TEENAGE GIRLS ] Just, fine! I'll tell you, but don't tell anyone else! I'm still-- working through it, okay?

[coastal]

[ . . . ]

If you want to be friends, this is something I'd work on with my friends together.

[lili doesn't have friends

but she sounds pretty pleased with herself anyway]

I'm listening - and I swear I'll keep it to myself.

[leaberator]

[ lea would rather die than work through his feelings with friends. and has. but he made his bed and now he's gonna lie in it!!! ]

Alright, alright. [ g o d he's so preemptively embarrassed by this ] Emma and I kinda. Kissed. Yesterday.

[coastal]

You kissed?!

[SHE'S SO LOUD]

[leaberator]

[ YELPS ]

Don't scream about it! What's wrong with you, shut up!

[coastal]

It's romantic! I'm allowed to be excited for you! Congratulations, even if I didn't think you were even remotely the type!

[SHE DIDN'T NEED THE LAST PART]

[leaberator]

"Not remotely the type"? The type to what?!

[ like, honestly he agrees, but he's offended? ]

[coastal]

Kiss someone you've known for -

[she pauses to think about it]

About 20 days?

[leaberator]

[ oh my god ]

Don't-- don't count them out like that, that's way worse. [ he's turned a new shade of red undiscovered by mankind ] People kiss each other when they've just met all the time, don't they? It's not weird.

[ how would he know ]

[coastal]

No.

[leaberator]

[ LEAVE HIS DISNEY ASS ALONE also i'm so glad she hit upon the rare genuinely flustered and annoyed axel, holy shit, only saix sees this usually ]

You can't say it's romantic one second and call it weird the next! And I don't know what it is, okay?! She kissed me, and yeah, I kissed back, but I've never... [ waves vaguely ]

[coastal]

Never been kissed?

[lili, internally: that's more up to par]

[leaberator]

Been in a relationship, I've been kissed before, brat.

[ HUFFS like his first real kiss wasn't like thirteen days ago ]

[coastal]

You kissed someone without being in a relationship? How bold of you.

[she's going to start walking for the kitchen]

I feel like I need a snack for this. Let's go.

[leaberator]

He kissed me, not the-- you're killing me, Lili.

[ you are killing your ... looks at handwriting on hand "friend"???

but he just follows, definitely not sulking (yes) ]

[coastal]

You had a kissed forced on you? That's rough.

[even hisoka hasn't done that to her]

[leaberator]

It wasn't... No, I guess it was, but...

[ wow now he's just thinking about the kiss, something he has actively refused to do since it happened. he settles on: ]

It was bad timing, and he didn't mean it, so it doesn't matter.

[coastal]

[ . . . glances over to him]

There's a story here...

Have you talked to him about it?

[leaberator]

[ IMMEDIATELY waves a hand dismissively ]

There's nothing to talk about.

[coastal]

Even with your reaction, I think there is.

[she's not going to shy away from pointing it out]

Or does it not matter if you have feelings for Emma?

Which - that makes sense, by the way. The two of you together.

[leaberator]

[ he's being assaulted on two different sides here and he hates both of them? wow.

but. also. ]

... It does?