leaberator | catchall for lili

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You should be more scared of dying. [she's a hypocrite but] You're reliable. And kind. People need you here, and they're scared of you dying.

So don't talk so flippantly about yourself, or I'll get mad.

[ HHHHHHHHHH????? ]

[ he looks completely and totally flustered ]

I-- that's not... That's...

[ he doesn't? know how to answer? any of that? so he chooses to focus on the. easiest. part. to address. ]

Dying's a part of life. So long as people remember me, I'll live on in their hearts. So I'm practically immortal, anyway.

Shut up.

[she JUST warned you that you'd make her MAD, axel. she shouldn't be saying this when he had an awful trial aND YET HERE WE ARE]

That doesn't mean you can die now, or early. Live on in other people's hearts once you've reached 80, and then I'll accept it.

People can't remember you if they don't have the time to know you.

[ stop he's just more flustered, but he raises his hands in surrender ]

Okay, okay! It's not like I'm out there trying to get myself killed or anything. [ ... been there done that ] You really know how to ruin a guy's personal philosophy, sheesh.

Get a better personal philosophy that doesn't discard your own well-being.

[she's STUBBORN and she just glares at him for another second before letting her expression ease]

... I'm serious.

So you better listen to me.

[ but discarding his own well-being is how he copes ]

I will. Wouldn't want to get on your bad side again. You're pretty scary when you wanna be.

[ he lying on the first part but he won't make jokes around her so 10/10 on recovery ]

[she's gonna kick him into the dirt]

I can be scarier.

[THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PROMISE]

I don't doubt it.

[ the scariest people he knows are small teens, so?? yeah ]

... But seriously, thanks, Lili.

Don't thank me for telling you something you should already know.

[TO BE HONEST!!]

.... if anything, I wish I could give you a better partner but...

Just be careful around that one.

[hisoka,,]

[ .......... ]

Yeah. Trust me, I know.

[ god. he's really gonna be partnered by a guy who said it'd be fun if axel set him on fire, isn't he. ]

[watching him warily]

... if you're sure that you do...

He's had his hand around my throat twice this week. Just be careful that he doesn't get you in trouble.

I'm a big boy. I can take care of myself, even against the weirdest of guys.

[ he tilts his head to the side ]

I don't know him well enough yet to say I've had worse, but I've dealt with some pretty awful types in my time.

[ lea, you're not that old. ]

You're not as old as Shess. You're not allowed to say 'in my time'.

[iT'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN THAT LONG OF A TIME!!!]

He's definitely one of the worst I've met, at least. I hate him.

Older than you.

[ IT WAS LIKE A DECADE IT COUNTS?? MAYBE ]

That bad, huh? I feel like he's the kind who'd just enjoy it if you told him that to his face, though.

All men under 35 are still youngsters.

[i hate that i have to acknowledge this lili fact icly]

... I think he does, but what am I supposed to do? Pretend I tolerate him?

[she thinks NOT]

Isn't that kind of high...?

[ thirty five is so old, thinks lea, who died like seven times before reaching 26 ]

Uh. Or just ignore him?

No, my assessment has been proven correct countless times.

[SHE HATES ALL MEN UNDER 35? SHE HATES ALL MEN IN GENERAL BUT]

I've tried to do that too...!! He still talks to me and gets all annoying!