catchall for lili

[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

[ stop he's just more flustered, but he raises his hands in surrender ]

Okay, okay! It's not like I'm out there trying to get myself killed or anything. [ ... been there done that ] You really know how to ruin a guy's personal philosophy, sheesh.

[coastal]

Get a better personal philosophy that doesn't discard your own well-being.

[she's STUBBORN and she just glares at him for another second before letting her expression ease]

... I'm serious.

So you better listen to me.

[leaberator]

[ but discarding his own well-being is how he copes ]

I will. Wouldn't want to get on your bad side again. You're pretty scary when you wanna be.

[ he lying on the first part but he won't make jokes around her so 10/10 on recovery ]

[coastal]

[she's gonna kick him into the dirt]

I can be scarier.

[THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PROMISE]

[leaberator]

I don't doubt it.

[ the scariest people he knows are small teens, so?? yeah ]

... But seriously, thanks, Lili.

[coastal]

Don't thank me for telling you something you should already know.

[TO BE HONEST!!]

.... if anything, I wish I could give you a better partner but...

Just be careful around that one.

[hisoka,,]

[leaberator]

[ .......... ]

Yeah. Trust me, I know.

[ god. he's really gonna be partnered by a guy who said it'd be fun if axel set him on fire, isn't he. ]

[coastal]

[watching him warily]

... if you're sure that you do...

He's had his hand around my throat twice this week. Just be careful that he doesn't get you in trouble.

[leaberator]

I'm a big boy. I can take care of myself, even against the weirdest of guys.

[ he tilts his head to the side ]

I don't know him well enough yet to say I've had worse, but I've dealt with some pretty awful types in my time.

[ lea, you're not that old. ]

[coastal]

You're not as old as Shess. You're not allowed to say 'in my time'.

[iT'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN THAT LONG OF A TIME!!!]

He's definitely one of the worst I've met, at least. I hate him.

[leaberator]

Older than you.

[ IT WAS LIKE A DECADE IT COUNTS?? MAYBE ]

That bad, huh? I feel like he's the kind who'd just enjoy it if you told him that to his face, though.

[coastal]

All men under 35 are still youngsters.

[i hate that i have to acknowledge this lili fact icly]

... I think he does, but what am I supposed to do? Pretend I tolerate him?

[she thinks NOT]

[leaberator]

Isn't that kind of high...?

[ thirty five is so old, thinks lea, who died like seven times before reaching 26 ]

Uh. Or just ignore him?

[coastal]

No, my assessment has been proven correct countless times.

[SHE HATES ALL MEN UNDER 35? SHE HATES ALL MEN IN GENERAL BUT]

I've tried to do that too...!! He still talks to me and gets all annoying!

[leaberator]

Ah, the stalker method.

[ dON'T BE SO CASUAL ABOUT THAT ]

He's really latched onto you, huh? [ that's creepy... ]

[coastal]

Don't say it like it's already too late for me to shake him.

[she's gonna TRY]

[leaberator]

Maybe if you do somethin' he'd find really boring...

[ but what. ]

[coastal]

I can be boring.

[can she]

[leaberator]

Can you?

[coastal]

Don't doubt me on that!

[leaberator]

Do you... want to be boring? Outside of this context?

[coastal]

[well to be honest - ]

I don't really care...

It doesn't matter to me what other people think of me.

[leaberator]

That's a pretty good way to live your life.

[coastal]

It works for me.

[she's too confident to consider anything else but is it like. well placed confidence?? who can say]

[leaberator]

Yeah. Your attitude suits ya, I can agree to that.

[ lea thinks so because we have established he has bad stanning habits ]