leaberator | catchall for naminé

[ just. sighs ]

--Ah, right! Before all that, I got a fingerprinting kit for this week? So ... hopefully the corruption doesn't wear gloves.

Oh, that sounds like it'll be useful.

[ please let us fail a trial i beg you ]

[ i fucking wish ]

Yep. And that one I didn't even have to get stabbed for.

[ too fucking soon. ]

Ah...

[ too soon ]

[ hm ]

...Okay, so it's not funny yet.

Not yet, no.

[ or ever ]

Fine, fine, I won't joke about it...

[ DONT ACT LIKE ITS SO TROUBLESOME ]

[ she just

makes a Face at him ]

[ u_u ]

C'mon, don't make that face at me. I had to try.

[ did he, tho ]

You're not very funny.

Ouch.

[ :( ]

It's okay. You're amazing at other things.

I can be amazing at other things and be funny, too!

[ bully!!! ]

Of course you can.

[ she nods ]

Don't patronize me.

Oh... sorry.

[ shakes his head dramatically ]

You're always so mean to me.

I've been told I'm nice.

[ :) ]

That's why I specified.

I've been nice to you...

You just said I wasn't funny.

I think it's... something called tough love?

[ he fails COMPLETELY at not laughing at that ]

You and everyone else! What's with that, huh? There something on my face that says to make fun of me?

I think you just give that impression...

[ it's cute. ]

So I can't even do anything about it? Aw, man...

[ he is very upset about that. clearly. no joking.

he is going to sit down pretty suddenly though. for no reason. he just felt like sitting. ]