catchall for valvatorez

[leaberator]

Comments

[omegathree]

Is that all? Let's hope it's listening.

[leaberator]

If it is, it is way past its bedtime.

[ the universe does not have a bedtime and lea knows it. ]

[omegathree]

It is a newborn. It hasn't learned any kind of structure yet.

[leaberator]

Well, its got me there. I dunno anything about babies.

[omegathree]

[Val gives a small shrug.]

I've never had to care for one. I imagine it takes a lot of effort.

[leaberator]

If it's anything like taking care of this universe? It's way too hard.

[omegathree]

And yet people have children every day. They must find something about it worthwhile.

[leaberator]

Doesn't that kinda just... come with the romance stuff? Wanting kids? I always thought of it like a switch turning on.

[ axel. ]

[omegathree]

[wh

Val looks... a little off balance, but alright.]

Romance doesn't necessarily involve having kids. But sometimes you just end up adopting children.

[leaberator]

Yeah, but we're talking about babies, that's different.

[ ... is. is it. ]

[omegathree]

What's so different about it?

[leaberator]

They're all... squishy.

[omegathree]

[...???]

All humans are squishy.

[leaberator]

[ ... not wrong ]

Well, yeah, but babies are squishier. They've got the whole soft head thing going on?

[omegathree]

[i hate this]

... Don't all of you?

[human heads versus demon strength? demon strength wins.]

[leaberator]

[ ... rude... ]

Human skulls are actually pretty hard, generally speaking. Didn't you read medical books?

[omegathree]

Yes. It takes some force to crush one.

[But also he's still using demon strength for comparison. Which is not correct.]

[leaberator]

What are you comparing skulls to, here.

[omegathree]

A demon's strength.

[leaberator]

That's a-- that's not really a fair comparison, is it?

[omegathree]

What should I be comparing it to? A human's?

[leaberator]

The relative strength of other human bones, I guess?

[ he doesn't. know? ]

[omegathree]

Alright, the human skull is sturdy in comparison.

[leaberator]

There you go. Which is why baby heads are squishy.

[omegathree]

It seems difficult to handle them.