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[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

Which includes maid training.

[omegathree]

That's correct. Is it that strange to you?

[leaberator]

The idea of you trainin' little maids is hilarious.

[omegathree]

They're excellent prinnies once they've finished the training program.

[He's proud of his stupid little prinnies.]

[leaberator]

I'm sure they're great. Mr. Mermaid's the one training them, after all.

[omegathree]

I'll introduce you to some once this is all over.

[leaberator]

Hope you don't introduce them to me as bombs.

[omegathree]

I'd have to throw them at you to do that.

[leaberator]

Please don't.

[omegathree]

I wasn't planning on it. We've already inflicted enough injuries to each other.

[leaberator]

I dunno what you're talking about. This is all superficial stuff. Clearly, not really that bad.

[ no it is pretty bad. ]

[omegathree]

I'm fairly certain my talons hit your organs.

[leaberator]

It was probably just the non-essential ones.

[omegathree]

Which ones are those?

[leaberator]

... The spleen?

[ he doesn't know. ]

[omegathree]

Technically you can live without it, but you're more prone to sickness and infections that way.

[leaberator]

There you go. This is where the spleen is.

[ he gestures to his stab wound. he was not stabbed in the spleen. ]

[omegathree]

I may not be a medical professional, but I did study those textbooks. That is not where your spleen is.

[leaberator]

Maybe my spleen is in a different spot.

[omegathree]

Is it?

[leaberator]

I've never opened myself up to check? And I don't really wanna.

[omegathree]

I'm not going to open you up either.

[leaberator]

Then we'll never know.

[omegathree]

Hm... Somehow I'm fine with that.

[leaberator]

Me too, Mr. Mermaid. Me too.