catchall for minato

[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

I think a chainsaw to the head would just outright kill you.

[compendiem]

...You can't discount a very finely controlled chainsaw that cuts through just the skull and just chips the brain a little... It's not impossible.

[ That's not how it works but it could work. ]

[leaberator]

I don't think that's how a chainsaw works.

[compendiem]

...I'll wear a helmet from now on, and then we don't have to worry how a chainsaw works.

[leaberator]

Good plan. Wouldn't want a stray chainsaw to lobotomize you.

[ he has no idea if there are even helmets around here. ]

[compendiem]

[ If there aren't any helmets, cat eat headbands will have to be enough. ]

Be careful around those chainsaws too, Lea. Never know when one might ambush.

[leaberator]

Like I'm gonna let myself get caught by a rogue chainsaw! I'm way too smart for that.

[ axel would get stabbed the day after ]

[compendiem]

Smart people get lobotomized too. You can't be too careful around chainsaws.

[leaberator]

Ah, don't worry about me. I'm always careful. [ the future laughs ] 'Sides, I'd look ridiculous with a helmet.

[compendiem]

So? You look ridiculous without one too.

[leaberator]

Hey! Rude!

[ very mock offended there ]

[compendiem]

It's not a bad thing. I like ridiculous people.

[leaberator]

Oh, so what, you only like me for my looks? [ puts a hand to his chest ] For shame, Minato.

[compendiem]

Not only that... It's that too, but you're also easy to talk to. Somebody easy to get along with, somebody I feel comfortable around, somebody that makes me feel safe... Even if it's like I just met you, the heart remembers what the brain doesn't, or something like that...

[ Or something like that. He shrugs. ]

You can ask me again when I remember more. But I think I like you most because you have a shitty sense of humor and laugh at my bad jokes.

[leaberator]

[ card you can't make minato own axel like that, he's looking EXTREMELY flustered during the entire speech because he. had not. expected any of it from amnesiac minato.

or regular minato. or any person ever what the heck.

luckily for lea minato ends it on a shitty joke so he can laugh, scratching the back of his head as he does ]

What? Your jokes are hilarious, c'mon.

[ yes.......... nailed that reaction ]

[compendiem]

[ I can do it because Minato's dead and Axel is not and therefore I don't have to suffer the consequences.

The laugh makes him laugh a little too, because it really is maybe the largest reason why he appreciates Axel so much. His jokes are bad, but they always hold a kernel of truth in them. And by laughing instead of scolding him, it's like Axel gets it. ]

I'm glad you think so. None of that was a joke, though. I hope you know.

[leaberator]

[ STOP HE ALREADY LIKED MINATO BEFORE THIS!!!! ]

Ah... [ he huffs, rubbing the back of his head again ] Don't get so sappy on me now.

[ he doesn't have a come back for that ]

[compendiem]

[ Haha... It's a weak response, so Minato knows he won. ]

I'm going to blame everything weird on the brain damage, because I can.

[leaberator]

[ pffffft ]

That's a great excuse. You sure you're not making up the brain damage just to be able to do it?

[compendiem]

It's a convenient excuse and I'll take it. You can always try me later and see what I say, right? Mild concussions take one to two weeks to heal.

[ And then he dies so nobody can tell ]

[leaberator]

Isn't that only if you treat them right?

[compendiem]

...Check back on me in four to six weeks.

[leaberator]

[ laughs ]

Yeah, that sounds more likely.

[ too bad minato fuckin died ]

[compendiem]

[ come to the graveyard I miss Axel already ]

Maybe check back on me in between then, too. A month's a long time...

[leaberator]

I'll check back on ya all the time. Gotta make sure you're not getting into too much trouble. Only the respectable amount.