catchall for shess

[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

No kidding. [ he went through so much trouble to get a stupid giant key, what the heck, let him have it?? ] And I'm not sure how to feel about the list of "other" powers they have up there.

[ he can fucking read now and he has a lot of questions, and all of them are "what" ]

[nonbelligerent]

[let lea have his giant key!!]

They're very interesting.

[which is one way of putting it.]

[leaberator]

You don't gotta be diplomatic about it. They're weird, and trust me, I've seen plenty of weird stuff in my time.

[ he scratches the back of his neck ]

Should've asked those two about them once they pointed it out. Maybe they'd at least answer what good it'd do for anyone to be able to change someone's speech pattern.

[nonbelligerent]

What, is that your ability?

[leaberator]

Heck if I know. It might be. I haven't exactly tested it out to see.

[ but he doesn't deny that he's fire which tbf EVERYONE SO SHOOK 🔥 ]

[nonbelligerent]

[gasp shock awe]

It'll be amusing if it turns out to be that.

[leaberator]

Yeah, then I'll have a real reason to complain about it.

[nonbelligerent]

At least it's a relatively harmless way to get back at someone.

[leaberator]

Are you already trying to figure out ways to get revenge, Shess? Who got on your bad side so early?

[ he's kidding. maybe. ]

[nonbelligerent]

Maybe you did after all the hand-cutting jokes.

[leaberator]

Ehh? Me?

[ points at himself dramatically, absolutely exaggerating like an asshole ]

That's harsh, Sessh. Here I thought you could handle a little teasing between friends.

[nonbelligerent]

I could be very sensitive.

[leaberator]

Can't believe this ... Beneath the cat hood, you're a real vengeful guy.

[ he has not actually done anything yet. ]

[nonbelligerent]

And beneath the spiky hair, you're rather down-to-earth.

[leaberator]

Ah, don't say stuff like that. You'll ruin my reputation.

[ how ]

[nonbelligerent]

You have a reputation?

[leaberator]

Don't sound so surprised! I'm a real popular guy, y'know.

[ sounds fake ]

[nonbelligerent]

With women? Small children? Wandering animals?

[leaberator]

[ there are no girls in kh, so: ]

Uh. The latter two? [ ah, wait ] They're small because of their height, they're not that young.

[ he should. probably. defend his kids. a little. ]

[nonbelligerent]

Are you actually popular with children?

[leaberator]

I won't be for long if I keep calling them children. [ he says it with a half laugh, but: ] Nah, but most of my friends are a lot younger than I am.

[nonbelligerent]

Some people would consider that a little sad.

[but shess absolutely cannot talk when most of his friends are millions of years younger.]

[leaberator]

Hmmm. Nah. Trust me, it'd be a lot sadder if we weren't friends.

[ because his only friend his age is worse anyway ]

[nonbelligerent]

Well, it's good that you're not alone.

[a pause.]

They're the girls here, right? Xion and Namine.

[given the similarities in their and axel's scrolls...]

[leaberator]

They're two of 'em, yeah. [ well, naminé is a bit #complicated, but whatever ] Did you talk to them?

[ he knows there are similarities in their scrolls, but he is ... so used to people being unobservant ]