catchall for shess

[leaberator]

Comments

[nonbelligerent]

Well, at the very least, no one has any expectations. [a beat.] Which I mean in a nice way.

[leaberator]

[ :T ]

That you had to specify means you knew exactly what that sounded like. [ a beat ] I'd be mad, but that's the way I like things.

[nonbelligerent]

Having an excuse to slack off?

[leaberator]

Yes.

[ absolutely. ]

[nonbelligerent]

I'm almost envious.

[leaberator]

See, you made a mistake right from the get-go of bein' all responsible. Now everyone knows they can count on you. That's your real curse.

[nonbelligerent]

[HE JUST SIGHS]

[leaberator]

[ pats his shoulder ]

This is how you learn.

[nonbelligerent]

A little too late, I think.

[leaberator]

Maybe next time.

[ like anyone wants there to be a next time ]