leaberator | catchall for shess

[ deadpan: ]

You and me both.

[he smiles wryly.]

Just don't accept any gifts from me. Apparently, that's a bad omen.

Oh, good, so we're both cursed. Think they'll cancel themselves out?

Time will tell, I guess. Truthfully, your chances of dying are probably higher than mine.

Gee, thanks. Though I guess you are everyone's favorite...

[ he's teasing it's not like they didn't JUST talk about the Milla thing ]

Completely unintentional.

Hmmm... Nah. Bet you've been aiming for this from the start. Popularity was your number one priority this whole time.

You got me. That was my master plan.

Can't believe it. You've been diabolical from the get-go.

You should've known. It's always the quiet ones, they say.

Man, I wish. In my experience, the ones with the worst agenda are the ones who won't shut up about it.

Haha. Is that so?

Yeah. I think there's some kinda correlation with the darkness at home and people liking to hear themselves talk.

[ axel said, with no irony ]

[..................

hm.]

Whatever you're thinking, it's rude.

You don't know that.

I do! The look on your face says it all!

I was just making my normal face.

That's the most judgmental one of 'em all.

And I'm the rude one?

[ it's preemptive revenge? he grins ]

Yep.

I believe this is the pot calling the kettle black.

You calling me hypocritical?

[ he is. ]

Yes.

No hesitation... That's ruthless, Shess.

nonbelligerent - 2019-07-21 05:43 (UTC) - Expand