catchall for emma

[leaberator]

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[leaberator]

[ he just. laughs ]

Right? I think the only ones I've met that aren't were old wizards.

[foodbin]

[A low chuckle.]

Somehow, it comes as no surprise that you’ve met a wizard.

[leaberator]

Two. They both have grey beards an' wizard robes, so to answer your question: the stories are true.

[foodbin]

Do they say abracadabra and ride broomsticks?

[leaberator]

Maybe Merlin? Never seen him do it, but he's a little kooky.

[foodbin]

His name is really Merlin...?

[is this fourthwalling i genuinely do not know]

[leaberator]

[ it'll be fourthwalling if she ever hears about mickey mouse ]

Yeah. He's pretty infamous, right?

[ also merlin has somehow traveled through worlds and time in kh as well as his own canon so axel just accepts this. ]

[foodbin]

I bet he's weird to deal with in the flesh.

[leaberator]

Super weird. I don't think he's all there.

[foodbin]

Yeah? What kind of stuff did he do?

[leaberator]

You ever tell someone to meet you for something but not tell them where? Imagine that on a scale when you travel to different worlds all the time.

[ where, in the world is, merlin sandiego ]

[foodbin]

Worst interplanetary road trip ever.

[leaberator]

Yeah, especially when your only hint is that he's drinking tea somewhere. Turns out there are a lotta places to drink tea!

[foodbin]

At least you got to take a lot of cool pictures on the way, right?

[Maybe.]

[leaberator]

[ he puts a finger to his lips in thought ]

Well, the guy who had to fetch him probably did. [ so this is. a secondhand Merlin story, fair ]

[foodbin]

Best of both worlds. You get a good story and you didn't have to put up with it in the first place.

[leaberator]

It's my favorite kind hijinks: the ones that don't happen to me.

[foodbin]

Amen to that.