catchall for emma

[leaberator]

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[foodbin]

No, I promise! They're everywhere.

[leaberator]

Why?

[ he's laughing already ]

[foodbin]

Because god forbid you have to go an extra six blocks for coffee.

[leaberator]

Your world is weird, Emma, anyone ever tell you that?

[ THAT'S INSULTING COMING FROM A KH CHARACTER ]

[foodbin]

You are the last person who gets to tell me that.

[leaberator]

Whaaaaat. Why not?

[ he knows why not. ]

[foodbin]

I’m not making you another list.

[leaberator]

There's no list to make! My life's extremely normal.

[ he says, lyingly, especially when she's seen him wearing a dark leather coat in his cult club ]

[foodbin]

[just

looks at him]

[leaberator]

[ he's cackling the second she throws him a look, like it's the funniest thing in the world ]

[foodbin]

Are you realizing how ridiculous that is, coming from you?

[leaberator]

Hey, hey, I've never pretended I came from anything but freaky circumstances. You're the one always acting like stuff like Starbucks being everywhere is perfectly normal! No one needs that much coffee!

[foodbin]

Everyone needs that much coffee, actually. You know how far away the shop I worked at was from one? Barely a block, but we still managed to stay open.

[leaberator]

How?

[foodbin]

I have no clue! I'm pretty sure even Starbucks made better coffee.

[leaberator]

"Even" Starbucks-- they're everywhere, and you're gonna tell me their coffee isn't even good?! Now I know you're making fun of me.

[foodbin]

Let's just say you aren't missing anything.

[leaberator]

Can't believe this. You're serious? It's terrible, and it's that popular?

[foodbin]

Guess how expensive a medium is.

[leaberator]

[ the currency difference is going to make this hilarious ]

Uhh... I dunno, five hundred munny?

[foodbin]

...I just realized this isn't going to work. It's just a lot of money for coffee.

[leaberator]

[ :T ]

Why wouldn't it work? Munny's munny, isn't it?

[foodbin]

I cannot imagine a situation in which I would give someone five hundred for a cup of coffee. It's probably a different currency.

[leaberator]

[ kh is a nightmare and everyone uses the same currency but i'm gonna pretend normal money exists anyway to validate the fact that scrooge mcduck must have a money bin full of gold coins somewhere and so this conversation doesn't get any stupider ]

Oh. Fair enough. Different worlds.

[foodbin]

It's kind of interesting that we have the same word for it, though.