catchall for lili

[leaberator]

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[coastal]

Ookurikara is illegal!

[IS HE]

And if you breathe a word of this to him, I'll kill you!

[thIS IS EXTRA STUPID BECAUSE SHE JUST SOUNDS SO DISTRAUGHT]

[leaberator]

[ lucky for lili axel would never willingly talk to kara ever in his goddamn life

he's also still laughing as he says: ]

Mum's the word, I swear. Your secret's safe with me. [ but also, gossip girl attack: ] Ookurikara, huh? That your type?

[ he is not waggling his eyebrows but it is a near thing ]

[coastal]

Are you kidding? You have eyes, don't you?

[LIKE??? OBVIOUSLY????

regardless she'll just press her hands to her face again - though they come with a slight chill as if that'll be enough to fix her reddened cheeks]

Ugh - it's so stupid. I thought there wouldn't be anyone like Lord Geun-Tae but...

[well anyway]

It's sooooo inconvenient here.

[leaberator]

Sure, sure. I won't deny the guy's got looks.

[ because yeah sure he has eyes but have you considered: shit taste in men tho? he has a lot of questions about the lord geun-tae thing, but he'll concentrate on one thing: ]

Inconvenient?

[coastal]

Like - even more inconvenient than love normally is?

[she's at least calming down a little bit, and then she'll look over at him]

... though I can't really tell if you're the type of person who would have experience or not...

[leaberator]

[ ... rude... ]

I'm choosing not to take offense to that. [ but like-- ] But-- love? Seriously?

[coastal]

Mm... Maybe not exactly.

[she'll give him that]

But it's in the same realm of emotions, you know? Those dumb butterflies and all that.

[she shakes her head and gives her face one last pat, apparently chilling out now]

The things you just can't help but feel if you like someone.

[leaberator]

Huh. I thought that stuff was just in romance novels, but...

[ he looks off to the side, thinking about it ... ]

... I guess that is what it was. [ uh. wait. anyway. ] So that's how you feel, huh? You gonna tell him that?

[coastal]

[pointed look]

Spill.

[shE HEARD THAT, AXEL]

[leaberator]

[ gckkttt ]

Spill what?!

[coastal]

You know.

[SHE'S DAUNTLESS]

Who gave you butterflies? It's only fair, or I'm going to start asking everyone.

[shE'S PLAYING DIRTY]

[leaberator]

Wha-- don't start talking about that stuff with everyone! That kinda thing is private, got it memorized?

[ HE HAS JUST INCRIMINATED HIMSELF MORE ]

[coastal]

I'll keep it private if you tell me - but in the interest of fairness, if you don't, I'm going to start my questioning with Xion and Kaoru.

[SHE'S NOT GIVING UP]

[leaberator]

Why would either of them know anything about-- [ how is he always so OWNED by TEENAGE GIRLS ] Just, fine! I'll tell you, but don't tell anyone else! I'm still-- working through it, okay?

[coastal]

[ . . . ]

If you want to be friends, this is something I'd work on with my friends together.

[lili doesn't have friends

but she sounds pretty pleased with herself anyway]

I'm listening - and I swear I'll keep it to myself.

[leaberator]

[ lea would rather die than work through his feelings with friends. and has. but he made his bed and now he's gonna lie in it!!! ]

Alright, alright. [ g o d he's so preemptively embarrassed by this ] Emma and I kinda. Kissed. Yesterday.

[coastal]

You kissed?!

[SHE'S SO LOUD]

[leaberator]

[ YELPS ]

Don't scream about it! What's wrong with you, shut up!

[coastal]

It's romantic! I'm allowed to be excited for you! Congratulations, even if I didn't think you were even remotely the type!

[SHE DIDN'T NEED THE LAST PART]

[leaberator]

"Not remotely the type"? The type to what?!

[ like, honestly he agrees, but he's offended? ]

[coastal]

Kiss someone you've known for -

[she pauses to think about it]

About 20 days?

[leaberator]

[ oh my god ]

Don't-- don't count them out like that, that's way worse. [ he's turned a new shade of red undiscovered by mankind ] People kiss each other when they've just met all the time, don't they? It's not weird.

[ how would he know ]

[coastal]

No.

[leaberator]

[ LEAVE HIS DISNEY ASS ALONE also i'm so glad she hit upon the rare genuinely flustered and annoyed axel, holy shit, only saix sees this usually ]

You can't say it's romantic one second and call it weird the next! And I don't know what it is, okay?! She kissed me, and yeah, I kissed back, but I've never... [ waves vaguely ]

[coastal]

Never been kissed?

[lili, internally: that's more up to par]